Shrek catches up with Donkey and Fiona, who are waiting near the exit. DONKEY: And you know what else? Shrek turns around to see Donkey barreling towards him with the dragon close behind him. I think this whole wall thing is just a way to keep somebody out. You're a mean, green, fightin' machine. Shrek is munching on an onion. Shrek and Fiona travel to the Kingdom of Far Far Away, where Fiona's parents are King and Queen, to celebrate their marriage. SHREK: Listen, little donkey. Shrek, still standing nearby with his back turned, is hurt by the comment. SHREK: Princess, I-- Uh, how's it going, first of all? FIONA: It's a spell. He walks up to the door and pauses outside when he hears Donkey and Fiona talking. I'm too young for you to die! I've heard enough. But I like you anyway. Dragon gently caresses Donkey with a single claw. The skeleton head falls off and Donkey gasps. (Smacks Donkey again) Talk, you boneheaded dolt, talk! The guards grab the old woman and she struggles with them. Only my true love's kiss can break the spell. DONKEY: Shrek, we can do better than that. You were saying? I'm lookin' down! The passages are littered with bones, armor, and weapons, presumably belonging to the many unsuccessful knights who tried to rescue the princess. DONKEY: What are you talking about? Shrek burns his foot trying to stomp out the campfire, so Donkey pees on the fire to put it out. Shrek marches over to the bedroom and throws back the curtain. SHREK: So, um, what did Fiona say about me? The church is packed with citizens. Shrek angrily fights back and knocks out a few of the guards, but they are able to subdue him through sheer numbers. Me neither. (Thelonius holds up a hand mirror and smashes it with his fist.) Shrek takes off his helmet and reveals his ogre self. Is that about right? What are you doing? SHREK: You've had a lot of time to plan this, haven't you? Shrek uses a folding chair to smack the knight lying on the ground. Fiona's voice is heard although she isn't moving her lips. GINGERBREAD MAN: God bless us, every one. FIONA: Well, eat up. and his breath extinguishes all the . DONKEY: And if you see a long tunnel, stay away from the light! Both Donkey and Shrek's ears lower, taken aback by her outburst. I'll get you out of there! Shrek dumps Fiona to the ground unceremoniously and heads to a nearby pond to wash up. DONKEY: You know, I do too. She hits higher and higher notes and the bird struggles to keep up with her. The mascot runs into a wall and knocks himself out. Donkey, there's no we. DONKEY: Uh-uh, no way. It wasn't no brimstone. Please welcomeCinderella! Farquaad stops his horse in front of Fiona. This is really good. MONSIEUR HOOD: I steal from the rich and give to the needy. They gaze up into the sky as Shrek points out certain star constellations to Donkey. You look awful. I got a great idea! But she had an enchantment upon her of a fearful sort which could only be broken by love's first kiss. FIONA: Put me down, or you will suffer the consequences! Take it away! Shrek jump kicks a knight, and then body slams another. The beer comes rushing out, knocking the knights down and wetting the ground into mud. I won't tell him. Look, it's not that bad. I don't think this is fit for a princess. Three! The voice laughs. FIONA: No kidding. Parfaits. Shrek and Donkey exchange looks. Fiona looks at him in shock, tears welling in her eyes. part 1 part 2. You cut me real deep just now. I respect that, Shrek. A voice sounds from the distance. DONKEY: Whoa! Fiona is lowered to the ground and Shrek runs up to her. Go on this quest for me, and I'll give you your swamp back. (turns). FARQUAAD: (To himself) Two? Man those guards! Puss leaps onto the bed. MERRYMEN: That's bad. Those waiting in line include Peter Pan, who is carrying Tinkerbell in a cage, Geppetto who is carrying Pinocchio, and a farmer carrying the Three Little Pigs. Don't look down. You're just jealous that you can never measure up to a great ruler like Lord Farquaad. Get him! Blue flower, red thorns. FIONA: No, it's destiny. the lovers elliot oracle; sad drawings easy step by step Fiona pulls her arm free from Shrek and stops running. FIONA: A ballad? DONKEY: What are you asking me for? It's preposterous! FIONA: But I have to be rescued by my true love! But she had an enchantment upon her of a fearful sort which could only. Fiona belches, stopping Shrek and Donkey in their tracks. You ate the princess. I am Lord Farquaad. That's Duloc. Elsewhere, Shrek spots a light in the window of a tower. MIRROR: But don't let that cool you off. In the past, humans worried about beasts and godlike forces, but you don't need to fear starvation when you have grocery stores. Shrek walks off. See ya later. Oh, no! Don't die Shrek. Who knows where this "Farquaad" guy is? They never last, do they? GORDER: (bouncing on a slug) What a lovely bed. Shrek heaves a deep sigh. DONKEY: You know, when we're through rescuing the princess and all that stuff. You can guess what he's famous for. The sooner we get to Duloc the better. Shrek backs away and bumps into a tree stump. shrek script no spaces. Donkey interrupts the moment. She begins backing up toward the windmill. LITTLE BEAR: (crying) This cage is too small. Shrek walks back, yanks Fiona's arm. SHREK: It's quiet. FARQUAAD: Don't just stand there, you morons! SHREK: (Annoyed) Oh, that's great. The mirror shows an image of a giant dragon besides a tower and then of a giant castle surrounded by lava. FIONA: You know, we kind of got off to a bad start yesterday and I wanted to make it up to you. I think I need a hug. (to Donkey) You! That's it right there. my bad, he screamed the new testament of the bible. SHREK: Ah, that's not very nice (Looks at Donkey and then back at Farquaad). He opens the front door and throws the Wolf out. SHREK: (laughs) I just--you know - - Oh, come on. I used to be afraid of the dark, too, until -- Hey, no, wait. SHREK: Hey! The guards laugh at the Mirror's joke. I guess I am just a big, stupidugly ogre. Shrek and Donkey step out onto the arena but don't seem to be noticed. DONKEY: Oh you're gonna love it there, Princess. (he grabs all three mice) What are you doing in my house? The dragon now focuses its attention on Donkey, breathing fire at him and forcing him onto a stone bridge. DONKEY: Wait a minute. The sun is just about to set. Shrek catches a frog and blows it up like a balloon to give to Fiona. A large amount of guards run in and grab ahold of Shrek and Fiona. (sniffs) It's brimstone. DONKEY: Uhhhh! Slow down, baby, please. Look I believe it's healthy to get to know someone over a long period of time. DONKEY: Shrek, what are you doing? In 2001, the landscape of animated films changed forever when Shrek premiered. MIRROR: Well, technically you're not a king. They sprint as fast as they can out of the castle and onto the rickety bridge as Dragon breathes a huge fireball behind them. But she had an enchantment upon her of a fearful sort which could only be broken by love's first kiss. Fiona is still awake, plucking at petals from the sunflower. That was really scary. Dragon looks back at Donkey after him and Shrek climb off of her back. Shrek glances at the soldiers still aiming their crossbows and then turns back to Farquaad. The guard offers Fiona assistance, but she looks up onto the saddle on her own. Shrek looks at Donkey for a second and then reaches to move the boulder back in front of the entrance. Shrek points to her last piece of food. Shrek looks back at the laughing crowd and then down at the floor, dejected. We'll just tackle this thing together one little baby step at a time. Wake up and smell the pheromones. Two! The sooner, the better. You have a very full day filling in for the King and Queen. SHREK: Believe me, Donkey, if it was me, you'd be dead. The crowd gasps at the mention of Lord Farquaad. She lays back down and pretends to be asleep, clutching the bouquet to her breast. It's a compliment. The crowd gasps and one person faints. No one answers. DONKEY: Hey what's your problem Shrek? DONKEY: (singing) "On the road again", sing it with me, Shrek! DONKEY: No. Shrek has built a fire and is cooking something on a spit while Fiona eats. FIONA: It'll take that long? Layers! Stop it, both of you. japanese kids landscape minimal mortal mouth muppet natural nerd nice night nose octopus original outer space parody patterned people pet pink plant popular rainbow romantic . Shrek the Musical - English Transcript Make room for ogre-sized family fun as the greatest fairy tale never told comes to life in a whole new way in this breathtaking Broadway musical adaptation of the hit movie Shrek! SHREK: That! He looks lovingly at the swamp he calls home, and goes about his daily routine. The pair start making their way through the hallways of the dragon's dark and spooky keep. This shall be the norm until you find true love's first kiss and then take love's true form.". Shrek slides past the knights and uses a spear like a hockey stick to knock one of his feet. Shrek pauses to look around and heads for a set of wooden doors. He bends down over Fiona and she puckers her lips. Shrek crashes through the roof of the tallest tower and into Fiona's room. Could we just skip ahead to the "I do's"? I heard enough last night. FIONA: Well, maybe you shouldn't judge people before you get to know them. DONKEY: I guess it's just my animal magnetism. Understand? In front of the gate is a series of ropes hung in a maze for crowd control. DONKEY: Oh, you leave them in the sun, they get all brown, start sproutin' little white hairs. Two! FIONA: I tell him, I tell him not. The trees and grass are neatly cut and the rows of houses all looked exactly the same. FIONA: Well --yes, actually! lionel richie lytham st annes. I sure as heck ain't no coward. Ogres are like onions! (chuckles). I'm an ogre! GINGY: No, no, not the buttons. Don't get all slobbery. But she had an enchantment upon her of a fearful sort which could only be broken by love's first kiss. Chirpy music quietly plays from a set of loudspeakers. DONKEY: Oh, this is another one of those onion things, isn't it? All you have to do is marry a princess. SHREK: Hey, come on. They both turn to see him running down the aisle. OLD WOMAN: No, no, he talks! Caso voc baixou o Script arraste o arquivo . Just let me off, please! I know that. I wanted to show you before. It is the Magic Mirror. (bounces and sways the bridge), SHREK: Oh, I'm sorry. Shrek steps back in shock, misunderstanding the conversation's meaning. DONKEY: Cool. FIONA: II don'tthere's something I have to tell you. I'll whip their butt too. Donkeys don't have sleeves. SHREK: All right! Oh, no, No! Everyone knows what happens when you find your Shrek cuts her off with a deliberate, bouncing readjustment. MIRROR: So, will it be: bachelorette number one, bachelorette number two, or bachelorette number three? BISHOP: And so, by the power vested in me BISHOP: I now pronounce you husband and wife DONKEY: Mother Fletcher! I like that boulder. FIONA: Well, can I at least know the name of my champion? Have at him! You are what you eat, I said. DONKEY: See! Farquaad holds Fiona's hand, puckers his lips, and leans toward her. SHREK: Just, Donkey - - Let's have a dance then, shall me? Please! DONKEY: Who said that? Shrek looks around, noticing a man holding up a cue card up to the crowd that reads "APPLAUSE". (He gets bumped from behind and he drops the mice.) SHREK: What? DONKEY: Well, it's no way to behave in front of a princess! DONKEY: I would think, of all people, you would recognize a wall when you see one. Do what? Look, I ain't never seen you like this before. FARQUAAD: Excellent! I'm notnot emotionally ready for a commitment of, uh, this, uh - - "magnitude" really is the word I'm looking for. Dragon lifts Donkey up with her hand. There's so much to do! Shrek and Fiona cross the bridge connecting the tallest tower to the rest of the castle. Donkey steps outside and talks to himself. A large group of guards stand outside the cathedral on watch. FIONA: Stop it. He gets sprinkled with fairy dust and starts floating upwards. Well then who was she talking about? Back, beast! Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. You're, uhuhehdifferent. Yeah. SEQ. Not by some ogre and hihihis pet. -Keep quiet! What is this? FARQUAAD: Oh! SHREK: Let's just say I'm not your type, okay? Fiona leans over a barrel filled with water, looking at her reflection. Fiona is now intently looking at Shrek, smiling. I'm already on a quest. Before sunset. He jumps on it just as Dragon tries to bite them and slides down it. -Please, don't turn me in. Put me down! Her sad look turns to bitterness. Oh. DONKEY: I'm gonna take drastic steps. They make their through the crowd. Shrek Script {Man} Once upon a time there was a lovely princess. With a dragon that breathes fire and eats knights and breathes fire. They reach the top of the climb and hoist themselves up and over the ridge. Fiona hands it to Shrek and he grabs onto her hand. SHREK: Enough! Guard 3: Give me that! I didn't invite them. Donkey reappears ahead of him, dangling from a felled log. You don't need to fear harsh winters when you have central air. Thank you! The three continue their journey back to Duloc though the woods. When does this guy say the line? SHREK: Yeah. Shrek manages to grab Donkey out of the way just as the dragon breathes another fireball. Fiona and Farquaad are leaning in to kiss, but are interrupted when Shrek bursts through the doors. She looks down and spots the sunflower left by the door. Donkey stares silently at Shrek for a moment and then sits down beside him. Shrek puts his entire hand over Fiona's face, stopping her in her tracks. She breathes a sigh of relief. I was just kidding. Fiona gets up and sets the eggs down in front of them. SHREK: (Yelling) No! Take a good look at me, Donkey. Back in the clearing, Shrek is laying on the ground facedown, while Fiona stands over him, using both hands to try to remove the arrow. Many brave knights had attempted to free her from this dreadful prison, but none prevailed. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. FIONA: No, no, it's perfect. Donkey stops by a river where he finds Dragon crying, both of them happy to see each other. Back there. Shrek and Fiona are both startled out of their moment. They mount it on the wall and the Captain removes the sheet. Here I go. (walks off). Dragon swoops down and swallows him up in one gulp. Bee Movie (Script) Lyrics According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly. He sees the Three Blind Mice on his table. VOICE: "Until you find true love's first kiss and then take love's true form. Yours for the rescuing, Princess Fiona! Shrek hears a noise from inside and turns to find the source. FIONA: Okay. DONKEY: You cut me deep, Shrek. Shrek now has the Big Bad Wolf by the collar and is dragging him to the front door. Now--. They was trippin' over themselves like babes in the woods. Shrek pushes through the entrance's turnstile, but Donkey gets caught in it and lands on the ground with a thud. You insult me and you don't appreciate anything that I do! No, no. FIONA: But there's.robbers in the woods. OLD WOMAN: No, no! SHREK: Wait a second. Shrek: Just with each other. He comes to a halt. They hang onto the bridge as they are swung to the other side. How about that? "Princess" and "ugly" don't go together. MIRROR: And last, but certainly not last, bachelorette number three is a fiery redhead from a dragon-guarded castle surrounded by hot boiling lava! Shrek pushes past him but Donkey pins him against the door. 2. Shrek changed the animation game forever (and if you're doubting its prestige, tell us why it premiered at Cannes!). Now it's my turn! FIONA: I guess I'll be dining a little differently tomorrow night. Pastebin is a website where you can store text online for a set period of time. DONKEY: Maybe it's a perk! The Merrymen are left on lying on the ground and Fiona walks away. But that's why we gotta stick together. The whole congregation gasps as they see Shrek walk ahead towards the altar. Suddenly Fiona's eyes open wide and light up. THE CAPTAIN: By the order of Lord Farquaad, I am authorized to place you both under arrest and(Shrek slowly approaches the group of guards, the guards visibly frightened by him) transport you to a designatedresettlementfacility? But, Shrek? The mascot screams at the sight of Shrek and begins running through the roped path to get to the front gate. DONKEY: Hey, Shrek, what we gonna do when we get our swamp anyway? Shrek, I'm gonna die. Donkey: Say no more, say no more. Listen, you was really, really, really somethin' back here. Let's go! (stomps off). (laughs). FARQUAAD: I'll have you locked back in that tower for the rest of your days! SHREK: Princess, I was sent to rescue you by Lord Farquaad, okay? The Gingerbread Man has been mended somewhat and now has one leg and walks with a candy cane cane. This is good. Keep your legs elevated! SHREK: Stop singing! FARQUAAD: Indeed. You're letting her get away! The first to climb out, Fiona gracefully slides down to the bottom of the volcano hill. SHREK: Come on, Donkey. She thinks I'm a steed. The group quickly climbs up to safety. Oh, you must know how it goes: A princess locked in a tower and beset by a dragon is rescued by a brave knight, and then they share true love's first kiss. The Gingerbread Man is pulled out of the milk by Thelonious and is slammed down onto a cookie sheet. Get up! Dead. DONKEY: What do you mean? FIONA: A door. Behind a broken wall, a giant eye opens to see an unaware Donkey. MIRROR: Bachelorette number one is a mentally abused shut-in from a kingdom far, far away. It's disgusting! I don't have time for this. FARQUAAD: Indeed. In a field, Shrek swats away at a swarm of flies following him. GINGY: Okay, I'll tell you. Fiona sits down determinedly on a nearby rock. DONKEY: Yes, my half. Fiona looks guilty, but she eyes the eggs that the bird left behind. DONKEY: I dunno, Shrek. They are chased by Dragon through a large hall, her chain looping itself around multiple stone pillars as Shrek zigzags around them. FIONA: And what do you know about true love?! You don't know what it's like to be considered a freak. THELONIUS: Three! He's ready to talk. Fiona breaks away from Hood, who has his hand around her waist. All I have to do is just find someone who can go MIRROR: But I probably should mention the little thing that happens at night. They both shrug at each other. Blue flower, red thorns. There are those who thinklittle of him. DONKEY: Yeah, right, brimstone. Can I tell you that you that you was great back there? She puts her hand on his arm, but he nudges it away and walks past her. No! FIONA: Sure. But you only look like this at night. End of story. You'll beg for death to save you! Hapaya! Donkey and Shrek are now walking through the fields heading away from Duloc. Come on! By myself, outside. He gives Donkey an annoyed look. My swamp! Shrek throws a sunflower into the fireplace. You're right, Donkey. SHREK: Oh! FARQUAAD: Very well, ogre. SHREK Got ya. I give you our champion! FIONA: I need to find somewhere to camp-now! You can't breathe a word. Next! You dense, irritating, miniature beast of burden! They begin to sing along with Monsieur Hood. The Dragon's Keep towered before them, a dilapidated castle, burned and blackened. It's the world that seems to have a problem with me. Blue flower, red thorns. Take it and go before I change my mind. FIONA: Hey, wait. (Picks up Donkey by his ears and tail) It's no wonder you don't have any friends (drops him). Donkey rips a flower off a nearby bush, which happens to be a blue flower with red thorns, and takes off running. DONKEY: Okay, that makes me feel so much better. DONKEY: She wasn't talkin' about you. FARQUAAD: An ogre and a princess! Thank you very much! The dragon begins to swing its tail back and forth with Shrek still holding on, then launces him into the air. What am I? This was not Shrek's intention. He sees that a horde of fairytale creatures have set up camp in his swamp. FARQUAAD: This hocus-pocus alters nothing! Shrek jumps off the balcony, grabbing a chain connected to the chandelier. After a brief silence, Shrek comes up of the outhouse. Oh. See?! The music winds up and then the box doors open up. Wild applause erupts from the guards. Especially useless, pathetic, annoying, talking donkeys! Shrek groans as he gets up off the floor and brushes debris off himself. For her true love and true love's first kiss. GINGY: Eat me! Just the word parfait makes me start slobbering. GUARD: All right. You know, you should sweep me off my feet out yonder window and down a rope onto your valiant steed. Fiona and Farquaad are standing at the altar as the priest conducts the ceremony. Donkey faints and falls into a pile of leaves. The Mirror reluctantly rewinds and begins to play again from the beginning, displaying the image of Fiona waiting in her tower. Thelonius stands nearby, golding a pillow on which rests the two wedding rings. Now kiss me! Together we'll scare the spit out of anybody that crosses us. SHREK: We? Now hand me that big old rock, the one that looks like your head. FIONA: Oh, no. Baby Bear raises his hand but Papa Bear quickly lowers his hand down. -Twenty pieces. If we need you, I'll whistle. Take it away. FARQUAAD: There's the caterer, the cake, the band, the guest list. Horses, kegs of beer, arrow targets, and other equipment are scattered about. Left behind on the horse is a large set of gauntlets and a pair of leg extenders that reached down to the stirrups, which made him look so tall on the saddle. No! Fiona smacks her reflection in the water, which splashes water onto Donkey. (laughs). [Gasps] Guard 2: Move it along. Princess, I've brought you a little something. Donkey butts his head against it and the two struggle over it. DONKEY: Oh, my God! Many brave knigts had attempted to free her from this dreadful prison, but non prevailed. Fiona, expecting a different question, removes the weedrat while Shrek is annoyed by the words that couldn't come out. I can't breathe. The book opens and a voice begins reading its text: SHREK: Once upon a time there was a lovely princess. SHREK: Why do you want to talk about it? Because bees don't care what humans think is impossible.". (his nose grows). SHREK: I don't care what everyone likes. She smiles as she turns around to walk up the windmill's steps. I can change. Three? Calm down! -What have you got? PINOCCHIO: I'm not a puppet. Hang on now. Donkey, frantic, begins to scamper around hysterically. Shrek! FIONA: My only chance to live happily ever after is to marry my true love. N--Okay. Fiona hits a high, horrible note that causes the bird to explode. You're all right. Donkey catches up to them. Just, just call me old-fashioned. When they arrive, they find they are not as welcome as they thought they would be. She likes sushi and hot tubbing anytime! According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way that a bee should be able to fly. Fiona looks at him blankly, confused but not frightened. DONKEY: Because that's what friends do! Farquaad seems even more pleased, and everyone else claps this time. DONKEY: Okay, okay, I see it now. SHREK: No, no! I'm still afraid of the dark. He, he doesn't look so good. VILLAGER 1: Back! The deed to your swamp, cleared out, as agreed. SHREK: (sigh) Okay, fine. This is the transcript for the 2001 film, Shrek. Her hobbies include cooking and cleaning for her two evil sisters. FIONA: Sunset?! The remaining guards let go of Shrek and Fiona, backing away. And so on and so forth. This one's full. Fiona walks off, seemingly in a better mood than yesterday. Fiona stands with her arm on Shrek's, but Donkey butts in-between them. 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